Your Move, Obama

You cannot let the queen show you up. You are supposedly a young, vital visionary with the power to roll back the ocean tides and heal the planet. Surely you can top an actress pretending to jump out of an airplane alongside the current James Bond, Daniel Craig.

(Digression: The latest bon film is named Skyfall. The powers that be just used the skydiving “Queen” to subtly promote their upcoming film in front of over a billion people at the Olympics. Pretty sly, if you ask me. End of digression.)

I suggest Obama get one of his Hollywood buddies to literally shoot him out of a cannon like Gonzo from the Muppets. Not some fake CGI from George Lucas or Steven Spielberg. Obama needs one of his action star supporters. Maybe george Clooney would do it if he has not gotten too artsy by this point. Matt damon might do it. He has a new movie to promote, does he not?