Friday, December 31, 2010

Karen Gillan

The number one Google attraction of the year is Karen Gillan, aka amy Pond from Doctor Who. I have a history of attempting to capitalize on new companions for the show, such as with Billie Piper and Freema agyeman. I even had a brief amount of success with two time guest star Jo Joyner. (Last photo, naturally.) But none of them compared to the avalanche of hits I received from photos of Karen Gillan in a bikini, Karen Gillan in her underwear, Karen Gillan in latex, and Karen Gillan drunk. (Scroll down on that last one.)

I tried to capitalize on Karen Gillan’s announcement as the new companion for Matt Smith’s Eleventh Doctor back in August 2009 with only minor success. However, once the first episode of the fifth series aired, Gillan-mania was in full swing. The bikini and underwear photos were a hot from April until late summer, serving as the biggest attraction for the Eye in years, to a steady stream of visitors since then. There was a surge on Christmas Day when the special episode “A Christmas Carol” aired even though she was barely in it. By barely in it, I mean both the episode and her outfit. One can only assume the good times will keep on rolling. Into April when the sixth series begins.

While I hate to throw cold water on the issue, but I must confess Gillan does not do much for me. She has nice legs and the Scottish accent is charming, but she is just not that thrilling. She looks like the cute sorority girl you dated a couple times, but can barely remember having done so. But like I have said, I am firmly in the Hits is Hits Philosophy of Blogging, so whatever floats your boat, I am happy to provide. In the name of improving the “special relationship” between the United States and the United Kingdom, if nothing else.I was not going to mention this since it is Photoshopped, but it has brought in a lot of visitors, so someone is interested. a fake photo of Stephanie Courtney in her underwear has brought visitors here on a daily basis since August. Courtney plays Flo on those Progressive.com insurance commercials. Quite a few folks appear to think she is attractive. Suit yourselves, people.

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